1. He tells me where it is. I know the people hosting it. I'll get in, no problem. Not so sure about him. He then decides to think of ingenious ways to sneak in. The things some guys will do to see a wet t-shirt or two.
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3. I get a call from The Peacemaker. Time to meet up with him at another party. I arrive...
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5. Maggie: "Assanova!"
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7. She tries to introduce me to her friends, and I kind of blow her off to find The Peacemaker. She leaves. The Peacemaker and I find each other. It's about time to leave with a couple of birds. I get a call from Mahal...
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9. Me: "Wassup baby girl?"
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11. A guy responds...
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13. Guy: "Don't call her phone anymore."
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15. Binite is you stupid? Mahal and I broke up on good terms. She hated me for doing it, but for the most part, we were still cool. As seen in another posting, the guy picked up her phone and called me. I guess he doesn't like me. Never met him, but he's heard about me.
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17. (Since then, Mahal and I have gotten back on good terms. Went to go see Pirates 3 and hung out for awhile. And you're damn right, I made her pay for her own shit. I am not that nice guy let me pay for your shit because I like you and you don't like me nigga.)
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19. We decide to smoke a blunt. The Peacemaker keeps it mackish and has one of his girls pay for our blunt. The girls go say goodbye to their friends, while the two of us sit outside on the steps...
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21. Random Guy: "You two guys are together? You must be gay, haha!"
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23. Me: "You're going to Steak N Shake with another man, and you're calling us gay?"
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25. The Peacemaker: "Dude, who are you leaving with? Not any females. Where are your females at? We're leaving with two girls. What about you? Oh, another man."
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27. Guy just looks at us. Nothing to say back. We grab our girls. Head to his place. Smoke a blunt, and watch Menace II Society. That's wassup.
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29. Rich Boy: "Assanova goes out all of the time."
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31. Female Co-Worker: "OOOH! Can I come out with you please??!!!!! Pretty please! Pleeaaaaaasssse!!"
32.  
33. Me: "I don't go out."
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